Sunday Funnies

This week's edition of the Sunday Funnies is staring you in the face:I coming up with, "One does not simply park into Mordor," and "All-seeing eye of Sweetgum sees you." Neither quite makes it. Oh well. The Daily What, where there's a caption you might like better.

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Darius Whiteplume's Tumblr... Earlier this week, Dr. Monkerstein pointed me at a fifth-grader's blog, Ethel's Law. This has got to be her.
Luke Surl
Sober in a Nightclub
Blackadder
PhD Comics
Señor Gif's

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One tenth of one percent of one percent discount! Criggo
I Has A Hotdog
Criggo I have a deep commitment and drive with respect to apathy. I wasn't there.
Oddly Specific
Criggo

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Darius Whiteplume's Tumblr
0.5-0.6% ingredients. Engrish Funny
Chainsawsuit
The High Definite
Skull Swap
Bits and Pieces

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Mona Diesel. Did You Just Eat Sofa Pizza?
Fuck Yeah Stupid Gifs Off to bag some womp rats.

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The Frogman
"FREE BILL STICKERS!" The Frogman
Did You Just Eat Sofa Pizza
Buzzfeed... it even has his name embossed on it.
Criggo
FuckYeahAlbuquerque
Seen in a rift. Engrish Funny
Failblog
Probably Bad News

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xkcd
FuckYeahAlbuquerque
Dr. Boli's Celebrated Magazine
So, um, yeah. Criggo
Alternate Reality Fail. Señor Gif's
Did You Just Eat Sofa Pizza?
Oopsie. Did You Just Eat Sofa Pizza?
Darius Whiteplume's Tumblr
Did You Just Eat Sofa Pizza

When it’s Spring Time in the Pacific Northwest, no matter how nice the day, DO NOT leave your roof and windows open. You might return to find that a localized tsunami has hit and there is 2 inches of standing water in your car. #LFMF

Learn From My FailJet Stork cleared for landing. Bits and Pieces

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Turn left here. Oddly Specific.
The Daily What
Firefox disapproves. Skull Swap
Iron2-D2. Did You Just Eat Sofa Pizza?
Dolphin: it's what's for breakfast. Did You Just Eat Sofa Pizza?
Godwin's Law: in an internet argument, the first to invoke a comparison to Hitler loses. The Daily What.
Criggo
Brooklyn Industries (Yes, that's a tee-shirt), via Let There Be Blogs
Darius Whiteplume's Tumblr

I have this draft restaurant review in my head that goes something like this:

“The hot new restaurant in town is Air Canada Flight 166, but for the life of me, I can’t understand what the fuss is about. The seating is cramped, intrusive video advertisements play at the beginning of the meal – which is indifferent at best – and, most baffling of all, when I left the restaurant, I was 2,600 kilometres from where I’d parked.”

See the comic that goes with this hilarious restaurant review at Noise to Signal.
Bits and Pieces