Thursday, February 3, 2011

Bring the Excitement Home!

Now you too can ignite consciousness! Trigger sentience in a primitive mind! Start a landslide of self-awareness! Fire the starting gun in the long, difficult race from the primordial ooze to intelligence!
I'm sending a dozen to Glenn Beck. Oh, and Bill O'Reilly. Mustn't forget "Where'd that come from" O'Reilly. (picture from Skull Swap)


Abu Scooter said...

The Monolith may be "full of stars!" but the packaging is full of something other than stars.

Long live the pet rock, I suppose.

Lemmy Caution said...

Best. Toy. Ever.

Want one.