Friday, March 13, 2009

Relenting on the Conspiracy

OK, just between us, because I like you, and you need to understand what we're dealing with. Just ask yourself, "Who profits from having two consecutive Friday the 13th's?"

That's right: just follow the money. It all fits together now, doesn't it? Yeah, I smacked my head for not seeing it sooner myself. It's so obvious when you think about it. But keep it under wraps, OK? These aren't people you want to mess with lightly.


Anonymous said...

I told you that you were not supposed to be on distribution for the memo.

Now there will be hell to pay.



Lockwood said...

Well, shoot. You know, if you'd just put a header at the top that said "DO NOT READ THIS! THIS MEANS YOU!" I'd have just balled it up and eaten it right there.

I'm getting tired of you guys and your black cape games. Seriously. Sorry for going all Rudolph and shiney nose on you.

The Young Swell said...

Don't start feeling all warm and fuzzy because you managed to survive two successive Fridays the Thirteenth.

If you know how, beware the Ides of March.