Saturday, March 21, 2009

Shocking News

In a bit of shocking news, OPEC and the oil companies, in an effort to waste save energy and drive up profits normalize prices in order to stabilize their global hegemony the economy, have announced that today, March 21, is the first day of fall.

Time to winterize your houses folks... I hear it's expected to be a long, cold one.
Posted by Lockwood at 2:16 PM
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1 comment:

Dean Wormer said...

Word is that OPEC is also planning on sending up a giant satellite which will block out the sun and kill solar power plants. Evil bastards.

March 23, 2009 at 2:22 PM

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