Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Non-Geology People Will Not Get This

I warned Silver Fox yesterday that a comment I left on one of her posts had started the seed of a bad pun in my thoughts...

Matt Damon has confirmed that he will play the role of an amnesiac prospector, who is also a trained assassin, dueling with a rogue government agency over control of a fantastically valuable copper deposit. Due to his amnesia, he is only occasionally able to recognize the tell-tale minerology of the ore.

Damon is hinting that the movie will be called "The Bornite Identity."

Sorry.

7 comments:

Silver Fox said...

I like this quite a bit, and just posted a link to this on Twitter.

Lockwood said...

Thanks Silver, you're too kind. Seriously. This sort of nonsense shouldn't be encouraged.

Wee Mousie said...

I've always believed that puns are the Number One form of humor.

Number One being the lowest number.

Lockwood said...

Wee Mousie- the lowest positive number. Funny how some people (read: me)love 'em and others (read: everybody else) truly seems to dislike them. Not that that's going to stop my serial punning.

ReBecca Foster said...

LMAO, lol. Too funny

GeologyJoe said...

oh gawd...thats bad.

Jazinator said...

Well I laughed, and that is all that really matters now, isn't it?