OK. I Don't Even Want to Know.

Was this rehersal before the UN speech? Partying after the resignation? The truth is out there. And this strikes me as seriously weirder than anything Mulder investigated. From Sadly, No!

Followup: I showed this to Ben, who extemporaneously remarked:
"He's a Hip-hop-po-totamus,
His rhyming is bottomless...
Oh. My. Gawd."

Now maybe those first couple of lines are actually from some hip hop song, I dunno. But I'm pretty sure that last line was his own composition. I thought it fit very, very well.

Followup II: For those who don't recognize him, that's Colin Powell in the middle, Secretary of State 2001-2005. Very weird.