Sunday, October 18, 2009

Sunday Funnies

xkcd... maybe that's actually what's happening. Did my eyes come bundled with Photoshop?
Life Lesson from AmazingSuperPowers Click to double linearly, or quadruple areally.
Do these drumsticks taste funny to you? Cake Wrecks
funny pictures of dogs with captions
see more dog and puppy picturesDarius Whiteplume's Tumblr
Find all seven members of this silly family. TYWKIWDBI
Apples are teh bomb. The Daily What.
"Worst Dog Haircuts Ever" From BuzzFeed. The above victim has a zebra on the other side. And I don't think it's fair to call these "worst." They are awesome! And funny.

The following had me in tears, from Not Always Right:
Me: “Welcome, how can I be of assistance?”

Patient: “I think my son has Liza Minnelli!”

Me: “Liza Minnelli?”

Patient: “Yes! I think he has Liza Minnelli!”

Me: “Um…how did he contract it?”

Patient: “He ate the raw chicken on the counter! I’m telling you, it’s Liza Minnelli!”

Me: “Oh, you must mean salmonella.”

Patient: “No, I mean Liza Minnelli!”

Me: “Right, then. The doctor will see you now.”

(The doctor sees the patient’s child and tells her that it is salmonella and not Liza Minnelli. On her way out…)

Patient: “I still think it’s called Liza Minnelli.”

funny pictures of cats with captions
see more Lolcats and funny pictures
In a contest between geology and automotive technology, guess which will always win? That Will Buff Out. Also, too, another example.Visual Punnery from Darius Whiteplume
PhD Comics

Top ten reasons Obama should reject the Nobel Peace Prize. Click over to CJSD for the other five.
10) Peace sells, but we’re not sure who’s buying, and that goes against our free market principles.

9) Plus, anything given out by Europeans is not worth accepting, except for Western civilization.

8) No real American would accept a Nobel Prize during a time of war. Wait, who did? Kissinger? Son of a bitch.

7) Okay, no real American-born American, like Reagan. Speaking of which, it’s a crime that Ronald Reagan didn’t receive this award for Star Wars, which should have been called Star Peace, what with all the Freedom Lasers shooting down Commie missiles.

6) Besides, accepting the award is exactly what our enemies want…wait, what? The Taliban condemned the award. Hamas too? Wow, this is awkward…uh, socialism!

us capitol building
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If you were a baby seal...  ...I'd CLUB you!
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We've all had days like this... Skull Swap
El Niño: Ground beef, sauteed onions, sour cream, lettuce, tomato and cheddar cheese wrapped in a large pepperoni pizza, totaling three pounds. This is Why You're Fat.
song chart memes
see more Funny Graphs
Buns of... hair? Don't Judge My Hair
OOOH! Him for president! Skull Swap
Skull Swap
Non Sequitur (Click the pic for readability)
funny pictures of dogs with captions
see more dog and puppy picturesOh WOW! That's my favorite kind! Criggo
The Daily What. This is even better than the movies.
Skull Swap
hamid karzai and barack obama
see more Political PicturesOne of those tragedies that stick with you forever... epic4chan
Starry, Starry Nom... The Daily What
There's an app for that. Twisted Physics. Also, there's a rep for that (from all over the place)
I really need to keep my calender up to date. Skull Swap
funny pictures of cats with captions
see more Lolcats and funny picturesProbably Bad News. I'd go If Mary was going to be there too.
Well, yeah, there's that... xkcd
funny pictures of cats with captions
see more Lolcats and funny pictures. Not so much funny as beautiful and puzzling... how did it get up there?
Where were you when nothing happened? The Daily What
Cyanide and Happiness
Noise to Signal
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Mr. Beansus, from Skull Swap.

1 comment:

ben268 said...

I am drinking coffee! great pictures by the way!