A Pick-Up Line for All You Lonely Guys

I'm certainly not going to use it, so I may as well pass it on.

"So did you hear that scientists have discovered that a chemical in human sperm may slow the aging process by 25%? I can give you some, if you'd like..."

And in case you're wondering, yes I did think twice about posting this. In the end, my pleasure with blatant bad taste overrode my disdain for sexual politics.