Can't quit. I can't believe the stuff that becomes "news." This one occured to me because I just murdered a fly that wouldn't stop pestering. Don't tell PETA. (Vidclip here)
Followup, June 20: Very funny response to PETA's nonsense at My Corner to Vent. (front page): "The fly kept landing on his hand. With the way that Obama talks with his hands..." You'll have to click over to read the punchline.