What Do You Think?

I have been a fan of The Onion's "What do you think?" feature for decades. If you're not familiar with the format, a summary of a real news item is provided, followed by the question above. Then the same three people (though with varying names and jobs) offer their asinine takes on the event. The above is from here, and the front page is here. Previous posts are listed below the current one. Often I want to add my own voice to the mix, so today I will.

I think I may make this a recurring topic... "What I think."