Thursday, January 7, 2010

Two Great Pictures From Space

One looking up... (Click to astronomify; most of those little starry dots are actually galaxies. Info and other sizes here.)
...and one looking down.
(Info here, and again, click the pic for full resolution, 3400X4400 pixels) A lot of people (space and geology bloggers especially) have been posting the second picture today; it really is beautiful. Well, from space, anyways. But from the perspective of someone who lives on that landmass, maybe not so much. I'll forward you to Julia, The Ethical Paleontologist. Spoiler: weather that's mild to one person can be a complete fubar to someone who lives in a different climate. And there is concern that this weather may be a portent of Great Britain's future climate.

Sea Lion Migration

For a month or more, I've been seeing stories about San Francisco Bay's missing sea lions. Then back around Christmas, I saw a very short blip saying they had apparently turned up in Oregon. I thought it was interesting, but there was very little supporting information. Specifically, I wanted to know where they were turning up; Oregon's coast is several hundred miles long, and is very diverse in its physical and biological aspects.

I had my suspicions, though...... and they have turned out to be accurate. According to KGW (a Portland TV station),
Officials with Sea Lion Caves, a private preserve near Florence, Ore., say huge pods of the animals — now numbering about 2,000 — began showing up in October, about the same time they started leaving Pier 39.

Kim Suryan, a biologist with the Marine Mammal Institute in Newport, Ore., says the numbers are much higher than usual.
The photo above is one I took a bit before Christmas a year ago, and first posted here, where I also discuss a little of the geology of this magnificent cave.

Followup: While I was putting this post together, OregonLive posted the story too, with another photo and a link to a San Francisco Chronicle article that is much more thorough, and has a few more pictures.

This Is So Awesome At So Many Levels!

Rocks and Structures! Star Wars! Optical Illusions! Humor! Smartness!
If there were pizza, puppies or kitties in this picture, I'd be dead now. Via Epic Win.

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Pocahontas on Pandora

A couple of days ago, I saw this at BuzzFeed. I found it amusing, but nothing that I didn't already know, more or less...
Then a few minutes ago, I found the trailer at EpicPonyz... James Cameron's "Pocahontas!"

I haven't seen either one. But it sort of looks as if I see either, I will have seen both. Also too, will someone put together clips of Avatar, with the soundtrack dubbed from Pocahontas?

OK, This Made Me Laugh

For reasons I have explained before, I generally find FailBlog more exasperating than entertaining. Take a funny photo (without attribution), slap your watermark on it, then print "FAIL" on it. The photo is funnier without a caption. But this is, well, pretty funny.

Tetrapods!

There are a couple of articles on an exciting new fossil footprint find, one at BBC, and another from AP. The photo above is from the BBC article, where there is also a video clip of some of the collected specimens. According to BBC,
Perhaps the most notable fossil in this story is an organism called Tikaalik rosea, an animal that had features intermediate between fish and tetrapods.

But Tiktaalik lived about 375 million years ago; and although there are slightly older transition fossils, the Zachelmie Quarry tetrapods break the neat and simple timeline.

"The discovery of undoubted trackways from the earliest period of the Eifelian - that is 379 million years ago - pushes back the divergence between fishes and the four-legged vertebrates by about 18 million years, if not probably more," commented Dr Philippe Janvier from the National Museum of Natural History, Paris, France.

"I suspect that now we can push the divergence back to the Emsian stage, maybe 400 million years ago. That's surprising, but this is what the fossil evidence tells us," the independent researcher told BBC News.

For all the great comics regarding the transition from an aquatic life to (at least partially) terrestrial life- the Far Side panel of a pair of fish, one with a bat over his shoulder, looking at a baseball up on the beach comes to mind- this event is a profound one. I haven't thought much about it recently, but it's an environment I enjoy exploring in my imagination. I'm glad to have more information from the world of science to help flesh it out.

Followup: Here's the abstract of the paper from Nature. Via The Lancet, where the author, Martin Brazeau, says he'll post a detailed update soon.

Followup 2: The Guardian chimes in, with much the same info, but adding a nearly 10-minute long video that really helps clarify the details and importance of this find. Maybe a bit too docudramatic, but I enjoyed it. Field trip!

Followup 3: Nat Geo chimes in.

Yeah, It's Rainy


But I've had my windows open a few inches since Monday evening. The fresh air at night has been delightful. At 6:30 this morning, the temperature was 54. I'll take that.

They're forecasting freezing rain tomorrow night and Friday, but this balmy interlude has been much appreciated.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Barack Has a New Family Member

Right here in Corvallis!
President Barack Obama and first lady Michelle Obama have a new nephew. He is Austin, son of the first lady's older brother, Craig Robinson, and his wife, Kelly.
(...)
Craig Robinson is the head coach of the Oregon State men's basketball team, the Beavers.

Annoying Disease

Dan Pirarro at Bizarro blog posted a link to this earlier. I agree: this is pretty funny.Superandom (home here)

Monday, January 4, 2010

Bad Reporter! NO! Bad!

Why is it that people who know nothing about a subject are the ones who report it? Seriously. You could save money hiring middle schoolers. The spelling and grammar might suffer a little (as evidenced by my hometown paper, which I think has gone that route), but the subject material couldn't suffer any more than is the case now.

Case 1: New York Times, shame. This ought to be a fascinating bit of news, but I honestly don't trust any of it.
The new discoveries don't quite fit into any definition of known astronomical objects, and so far don't have a classification of their own. Details about the mystery objects were presented Monday at a meeting of the American Astronomical Society in Washington.

For now, NASA researcher Jason Rowe, who found the objects, said he calls them ''hot companions.''

How hot? Try 26,000 degrees Fahrenheit. That's hot enough to melt lead or iron.
OK, I know most journalists have never heard of Wikipedia, and it definitely doesn't count as good fact checking, but let's take a stab, hmm? Without checking, my recollection is that lead melts at about 400 F, and iron in the low to mid thousands of degrees. Let's say 1250-1500 F. Now we go to Wikipedia... Lead: 327.46 °C, 621.43 °F; Iron: 1538 °C, 2800 °F. OK, I was probably recalling Celsius values, but given that, I still wasn't too far off. Let's look at boiling points. Lead: 3180 °F; Iron 5182 °F. So we're talking about a planet whose surface is hot enough to vaporize iron. Either that, or a reporter who misplaced a decimal point to make 26,000 out of 2600. The article does point out that these "hot companions" are hotter than the stars they orbit so either is possible... which is almost worse than nothing. At least I'm left trusting nothing. The highest boiling point for an element is 5660 C (10,220 F), for Tungsten. (The surface- the photosphere- of the sun has a temperature of 5510 C.)

Then a few paragraphs later we have this:
The primary focus of the Kepler telescope's three-year mission is to find out how common other planets -- especially Earth-like planets -- are in the universe. To do that, it is scanning a small chunk of the sky, about one four-hundredth of the night sky with more than 150,000 stars to look for planets.
Which part of the sky is "the night sky?" I presume it's roughly half, with the other half being day sky, and some small fraction being twilight sky. So are we looking at an eight-hundredth of the whole sky? Or did the reporter actually mean one four-hundredth of the sky?

Again, the issue is we don't know and can't know because this is just such an ignorant mistake that we can't trust anything in the article.

Followup, 01/05/10: My suspicion is apparently correct. The reporter moved the decimal, and didn't realize that 26,000 F was awfully hot. Nat Geo reports,
Dubbed Kepler 4b, 5b, 6b, 7b, and 8b, the five new planets range in temperature from 2,000 to 3,000 degrees Fahrenheit (1,090 to 1,650 degrees Celsius), William Borucki, Kepler's principal investigator, said today during a press briefing at the American Astronomical Society's annual meeting in Washington, D.C.


Case 2: The Guardian, shame.
One in six Britons with high blood-sugar levels faces a greater danger of developing cancer, according to new research.
Any time you hear or read a comparative claim, you should ask "compared to what." Not out loud necessarily, but it should occur to you to wonder. Unless you're a reporter, in which case you just sort of randomly trot out numbers that look as if they say something, but don't.
Scientists at Umea University in Sweden, funded by the World Cancer Research Fund (WCRF), examined blood sugar levels in 274,126 men and 275,818 women from Norway, Austria and Sweden with an average age of 44.8, then followed them up a decade later to see how many had developed or died from cancer.
So we're not talking about Britain after all; we're talking about Scandanavia. Fair enough. The real issue here, though, is the distinction between "significance" and "effect size." With a sample of 500,000 subjects, any difference at all is likely to be "significant." That is, statistically, one is likely to conclude that there is a difference between high and low blood sugar patients if there is any difference at all. But in the context of statistics, 'significance" tells you nothing about how big or important the difference is. In the context of this article, neither does the reporter.
They write: "Significant increases in risk among men were found for incident and fatal cancer of the liver, gallbladder, and respiratory tract, for incident thyroid cancer and multiple myeloma, and for fatal rectal cancer. In women, significant associations were found for incident and fatal cancer of the pancreas, for incident urinary bladder cancer, and for fatal cancer of the uterine corpus, cervix uteri and stomach."
(...)
The study is significant because it found that the increased likelihood of cancer occurred regardless of the participants' body mass index levels. It does not prove that blood glucose of itself leads to cancer, but it suggests that it might promote tumour growth by acting as a source of fuel for tumour cells, especially fast-growing, highly proliferative cells.
And of course, after saying explicitly that "It does not prove that blood glucose of itself leads to cancer..." we're off on a rosy little tangent about how to avoid cancer by being healthy and active and not getting high blood sugar or diabetes. As if those are nothing to be worried about. So in sum, this article says "high blood sugar may (or may not) raise your risk of cancer from some value by anywhere from zero to 100 percent. Is significant." Hey, I have an article idea: "Being alive tied to risk of death." And here's another: "Not having cancer increases risk of eventually developing diabetes."

Case 3: And finally, there's this:
Is Racism Gone for Good?

It has been nearly a year since the first African American took the highest office in the land as President of the United States. With President Obama and the first (black) family in the White House, does that mean there is no more racism in this great country of ours?
I have to say, I more or less agree with the good Reverend's points. But the only people who I've seen seriously claiming that racism has ended are the Glenn Becks and Rush Limbaughs of the world. I'm willing to bet the person who hung Obama in effigy thinks racism is over too. If Rev. Chappell is honestly hearing people say "Racism has been eliminated and the proof is the election of the first black President," he needs to find new people to hang around with. Seriously. If he's speaking hyperbolically, then he's convincing no one. The people who need to hear what he's saying aren't listening, and the people who agree with him don't need to hear him. And I don't doubt that there are plenty of people, like me, who are simply irritated by trite hyperbole.

Journalism isn't dying. It's committing suicide by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Burj Dubai

The Eiffel Tower, completed 1889, was the first man-made structure to exceed 1000 feet; its height is 1063 feet.Taipei 101 has, until today, held the record as the tallest inhabited building in the world, at 1667 feet. It was completed in 2003, and was the first building to surpass the half-kilometer mark. (Burj Dubai actually passed its height in July of 2007)
Burj Dubai, which opens today, tops out at 2717 feet. Which is just shorter than what you'd get if you stacked the Eiffel Tower on top of Taipei 101.
(Charles Crowell/Bloomberg)

There's an old joke... two drunks are pissing off a bridge, and one looks over at the other and says "Water's cold tonight." The second looks back at at him and says, "Mmmhmm. Deep, too."

This building strikes me as having something in common with that joke, but I have to admit, I'm impressed. You couldn't pay me enough to go up on the observation deck (I got woozy from the video posted from the crow's nest a while back), but I'm impressed. Here's a few links for more info: NYT (highlight: video of the fireworks celebrating the opening), a gallery of photos of the construction from BBC, and another gallery of photos of the finished product from Der Spiegel, along with a story containing a sort of mind blowing quote from the engineering firm that designed it: "I would think we could easily do a one kilometer building."

Wholly Wow.

Trivia fun: The Great Pyramid of Giza was about 480 feet tall when completed; its current hight is about 455 feet. It is believed to have been completed about 2551 BC, and was the tallest man-made object in the world for over 3800 years. It was exceeded by Lincoln Cathedral in England in 1311 AD.

Isaac Newton's Birthday

Today's Google Doodle:Also, if you click "I'm Feeling Lucky" without entering any search terms, you can still catch the New Year's fireworks display.

Sunday, January 3, 2010

Next Thing You Know, They'll Be Burning Flags

To show how patriotic they are. Effigy of Obama found hanged in Georgia (BBC):
TV footage showed the doll hanging by a noose in front of a red, white and blue sign that reads "Plains, Georgia. Home of Jimmy Carter, our 39th President".
This country is clearly nuts.

The Ideal Way to Top Off a Wintertime Geology Field Trip

Snow plough and gritter finally end drawn-out New Year party after cross country club gets cut off in cold snap.

England's longest New Year party finally ended this morning when a snow plough and gritter reached Tan Hill Inn, the highest pub in the country, where 30 students and teachers had been cut off for two days.

Supplies of draught beer were down to Black Sheep's Riggwelter as the group from Leeds University cross country club consoled themselves amid 7ft drifts.
The Guardian Actually, as the excerpt notes, this was a cross country club, not a geology club. Had it been a geology club, there wouldn't have been any beer left, period.

Me Vs. Velociraptor

How long could you survive chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor?

Created by Oatmeal

I think this has been around for a while. If I recall, I took this quiz before I had a blog, so I didn't have anyplace to post the results. Now I do.

Sunday Funnies

My first funnies roundup of the new year!
I'll never get a tattoo, but if I was to do so, that's the one. Ugliest Tattoos
Criggo... keep this in mind for your next presentation.
Jason is sad. epic4chan
Then there was that episode where Q spiked the drinking water with ecstasy... "Star Trek Rave," from Epicponyz.
Epicponyz
funny pictures of dogs with captions
see more dog and puppy pictures
Epic Win
This will baffle potential underpants bombers. Oddly Specific
Big Fat Whale
epic fail pictures
see more Epic Fails... Actually, that's very memorable, and is more of a win, as far as I'm concerned.
Tree Lobsters
funny pictures of cats with captions
see more Lolcats and funny pictures
Noise to Signal
...which won't pay for the tow, but may offset it. Oddly Specific
epic fail pictures
see more Epic Fails
engrish funny dollar hoof
see more Engrish... I know what I'm getting. You ready?
Epic Win
PartiallyClips
The Daily What (Explanation at the link, article here)
funny graphs and charts
see more Funny Graphs
paris hilton
see more Lol Celebs
funny pictures of dogs with captions
see more dog and puppy pictures
Epicponyz
The Saturday Bulletin
Oddly Specific
GO... AWAY! Epicponyz
"Ahhh, Houston? You have a problem." epic4chan
Fail Training
see more deMotivational Posters
Mona Leia, via The Daily What
Equiscopophobia: the irrational fear that somewhere, somehow, a horse is watching you. Picture is Unrelated
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Oh, Noes!!!
see more deMotivational Posters
Misery Loves Sherman
Via Professor Chaos
Japan
see more deMotivational Posters
Mac is 26 now, and as a grad student, resides in a warren of obsolete computer equipment. Blackadder.
At least the books won't catch fire. Probably Bad News
funny pictures of cats with captions
see more Lolcats and funny pictures
Criggo
Criggo; How do they KNOW they're dead?
Shoebox
Lesson still not learned
see more Lolcats and funny pictures
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Via Francesco Explains It All
...and now they do. Criggo
The Daily What
Very Funny Fanboys
see more Friends of Irony
Quick Everyone! Look Away!
see more Friends of Irony
Big Brother Is Watching You
see more Friends of Irony
Untitled
see more Friends of Irony
That's what I always look for on dates. Skull Swap
There is no weather. Probably Bad News. Also, did you see the Ninja parade?
I didn't either. TYWKIWDBI
I think I've posted this one before, but I came across it again at I Hate My Parents, and decided it could use a caption.
GPS: the early days, from Blackadder
Blackadder
Criggo
Mock, Paper, Scissors
There I Fixed It
Blackadder
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