Sunday, January 17, 2010

Sunday Funnies

Some of today's funnies just kill me...
Oddly SpecificLuke Surl
EpicPonyzDarius Whiteplume's Tumblr
BizarroBlog
Skull Swap
engrish funny prohibit shit
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Buttersafe
engrish funny don't sign
Yeah, that'll do it. see more Engrish
Oddly Specific
Probably Bad News
José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero
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tommy lee jones
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engrish funny humility comity
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The Daily What
Relationships
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The Daily What
epic fail pictures
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All The President's Emails, from The Guardian (and there's another one at the link)

To: Gale Rossides, Administrator, Transportation Security Administration Subject: Re: Security screening measures

Gale, thanks for sending me the results of your interdepartmental brainstorming session on new ideas for airport security in the post-underpants era. I'm afraid "stop people wearing underpants" just isn't gonna fly, and "stop people carrying explosives in their underpants" is something we should be doing already, if you think about it. And as for "make everyone turn on their laptops in case they contain files explaining how to hide a bomb in your underpants" . . . I do understand that you're trying, but you're going to have to try harder. Disappointedly, Barack

To: Gordon Brown Subject: Re: Maintaining a united front during this crisis

Wait, what? No, no, no. I'm talking about the underpants bomber crisis. Which crisis are you talking about? I heard about some kind of leadership challenge over there, but your email seems to be entirely concerned with the weather. Thanks for letting me know that you had a few inches of snow over there — it reminds me of Chicago on a mild winter day! Barack

To: Gale Rossides, Administrator, Transportation Security Administration Subject: Re: OK then, what about stopping people carrying pencil cases, in case there is a pair of exploding underpants hidden inside?

Not that either. Sorry. BHO


Luke Surl
funny pictures of cats with captions
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Blackadder
Pygalgia
jon bon jovi
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Noise to Signal
The Joy Of Tech
Branches
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Cyanide and Happiness
Friends of Irony
Failblog
Amazing Super Powers
The second from the bottom is the one that cracks me up... why would you search for that? Autocomplete Me
Picture is Unrelated
epic fail pictures
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Friends of Irony
PHD Comics
I Hate My Parents
stephen hawking
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homeless man
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It's as easy as walking downhill! Criggo
funny pictures of dogs with captions
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Guilty as charged. Chuck & Beans

DUBAI—Representatives from the emirate of Dubai announced with disappointment this week that its recent debt crisis has forced developers to halt construction on the city's long-planned 22-mile-long indoor mountain range.
The Onion
Mischievous Raccoon Wreaks Havoc On International Space Station
The Onion
“If you ever get bit by a radioactive peacock, you might die–or you might turn into a superhero with the most fabulous costume ever.”
Shoebox
But they're organic donuts, and that's OK, right? Probably Bad News
News you need to know, right now! The Daily What
I think I would have enjoyed being Gabe's classmate, but maybe not having him in my classroom. Epic Win
I think I know what this is in reference to, and I think the caption is probably accurate. But this doesn't do anything to burnish the reputation of journalism in Oregon. The Daily Irritant.
This is AWESOME! Skull Swap
I think knot, from Regretsy; below, Helen Killer's reaction:

ChannelATE, via The Daily What
Probably Bad News
Then his boss told him to find another job... Oddly Specific
Cyanide and Happiness
Blackadder
"Congratulations, Ma'am, it's a Skeleton." Ugliest Tattoos
I felt pretty much the same way at that age. EpicPonyz
I think this is the funniest thing I saw all week, and I love that Piraro used the word "gastropod" rather than "snail." BizarroBlog
God Hates Protesters
Criggo
I've had bosses with those qualities. For short periods of time. Criggo
Acting Like Animals
funny pictures of dogs with captions
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The Daily What
Very Demotivational
Umm, yeah. Spell check, spacing... the evidence is all there. Ugliest Tattoos
Methinks they protested enough. Criggo
Going green, but going nowhere. That Will Buff Out
funny pictures of cats with captions
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"What kind of trickery is this?" Acting Like Animals

3 comments:

Silver Fox said...

RE: second from the bottom (of that Google Search) - why would there be 80,000+ results??

Allyson said...

Thanks for the link love. Your blog is great! Allyson (from ShoeboxBlog.com)

Lockwood said...

Thanks Allyson! :)