Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Merely Average?

Europeans keep asking me, has America lost its mind? From healthcare to its economy, the US is looking merely average.
Merely Average? I think not! We are so far below average on so many counts that we have our own category: we're a Zeroeth World Nation. That's even better than a first world nation! Ha! So there, all you merely "developed" countries. We've gotten over that whole obsession with development and human rights. The democracy is dead! Long Live the Corporatocracy!

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