"The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity."Harlan Ellison, from The Quotations Page.
How many right-wing conservatives does it take to change a light bulb? They don't do change. They would rather stay in the dark.Richard White, Northwest Portland, in OregonLive's Short Takes feature.
If you get in a fight with an atheist, expect to get punched in the faith.Duhism.
Margaret, I haven’t laughed so hard since Katie Couric interviewed Sarah Palin. A few thousand white folks called in sick to work last week so they could parade around the nation’s capital on Saturday and Fox News declares a revolution is underway. My goodness. I don’t know which is more sad – the fact that they couldn’t spell half the words written on their illegible signs or that they all left their white hoods at home. Bring the hippies back. Their protests were much more entertaining.Helen Philpot at Margaret and Helen.