Sunday, February 15, 2009

These Aren't the Pants You're Looking For

And other Star Wars lines with "pants" replacing one word. A total of 278 misquotes (with a few repeats though), enough to keep you busy for part of a slow Sunday afternoon.

#1: I find your lack of pants disturbing.
#9: Governer Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader's pants.
#20: The pants will be down in moments, sir, you can begin your landing.
#53: See through pants, we can.

And on. And on.


Darius Whiteplume said...

"A disturbance in the pants. I have not felt this since near my old master..."

No comment necessary here.

Old Bogus said...

This concept is stupid but Darius's comment is great. So there is some socially redeeming value.

Dean Wormer said...


I wonder if that works with Star Trek.