Sunday Funnies: Anniversary Edition

It's the one week anniversary of the 34th anniversary of the bicentennial anniversary of our country's establishment, so here are some funnies to celebrate!
Criggo
Criggo

EpicPonyz
Bits and Pieces
Bits and Pieces
Failblog
Blackadder
Criggo
ChannelAte
Sofa Pizza

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"Tradgic." Ugliest Tattoos
Señor Gifs
"I've completely lost control." Bits and Pieces
The Daily What
Spotted at the Monterey Bay Aquarium, via The Daily What
Criggo- no word on whether it was covered by homeowner's insurance.
Pundit Kitchen
This Modern World
Friends of Irony
"Skynet’s new plan…send back an evil robot to cry and scare the crap out of people using nonsense." The Frogman
From a large collection of Flying Spaghetti Monster tributes at Buzzfeed.
Worst Winter Storm. Ever. Criggo
Criggo When I caught kids doing this on field trips, I'd fetch another set of goggles out of the van and take it to them with the comment, "I notice a lot of people want to wear them on their forehead, but I want at least one pair over your eyes."

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Joy of Tech
Sober in a Nightclub
Sofa Pizza

Sofa Pizza, with the comment, "this is my kid's favorite video of all time, no lie. so just know that as you’re laughing, a 2yr old is sharing your sense of humor. :D"
Fake Science
Skull Swap
Medium Large
The Daily What... it's always helpful to have little reminders like this.
EpicPonyz
Blackadder
The High Definite
...and their love of emergency room visits for anesthesia-free amputations. Roflrazzi
Sober in a Nightclub
Sober in a Nightclub
Failblog... as Julia said, "Oh no, this is a WIN!"
Criggo
xkcd
Blackadder... Koo Koo The Bird Girl Totally Looks Like David Broder. (picture)

Friends of Irony
I can't believe there are still people who don't get this. FuckYeahAlbuquerque
Sofa Pizza
The High Definite... smaller than humans, and mostly tail on top of that. Harmless, fer sure.
The Daily What
Totally Looks Like
Sober in a Nightclub
Sober in a Nightclub
Bits and Pieces