Thursday, June 24, 2010

I'm Hoping He Starts As A Dishwasher

Or maybe prep. Yeah, I guess I'd rather be washing dishes than doing prep. BBC is reporting that Jack Abramoff has been released to a halfway house in Baltimore. Said house has found a job for him in a kosher pizza parlor. (Kosher pizza parlor? That would mean -*gasp*- no pepperoni!)

Just think... over time he'll work his way up. Eventually he'll be in a position where, with a nod and a wink, and slyly slipping him a cool $100K, he'll sneak extra cheese onto your pie, free of charge.

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