Sticker Generator

You can generate your own McCain Bumper stickers here. I don't know if there's an equivalent Obama generator- let me know if you find one. This is the ultimate in the democratization of American discourse: up until now, only the media have been able to stick their inaccurate, irrelevant and offensive soundbites into the candidates' mouths- rather than allowing them to utter their own inaccurate, irrelevant and offensive soundbites. Now I (and you) can stick our own inaccurate, irrelevant and offensive soundbites into their mouths. Well, at least McCain's.

I like the first one better: short, succinct, to the point. The second just seems a little unwieldy and lacking a little in clarity.