Sunday Funnies: May Day Edition

Nearly 70 and sunny... WTF am I doing inside? Oh yeah. Compiling my weekly compendium of stuff that brought a smile to my mug.Very Demotivational
Will you look at what the cat dragged in? Senor Gif
This Modern World
Very Demotivational
Luke Surl
Sofa Pizza
Erasing your data: you're doing it right. Senor Gif
Savage Chickens
The Far Left Side
Indexed
God Hates Protestors
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal. Frankly, LL should feel relieved; she probably wouldn't survive the experience.
So Much Pun
LolCats
With all due respect to George Bush, Sr., I quite like broccoli. And not just to swing from. Picture is Unrelated
Senor Gif: Penguin vs. Butterfly
LolCats
Cyanide and Happiness
Sober in a Nightclub. Error 404: Fuck not found.
Very Demotivational
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Tree Lobsters; various items of clothing with this logo for sale here.
Sober in a Nightclub
Yes, this is a real book which will really be released in October; you can really pre-order it now for 40% off. Sample verse:

The cats nestle close to their kittens now.
The lambs have laid down with the sheep.
You're cozy and warm in your bed, my dear
Please go the fuck to sleep.

And you can really see a sample page (with a different verse) here.
Bits and Pieces
Sober in a Nightclub... this is a strong contender for my favorite movie quote of all time.
Historic LOLS
Sober in a Nightclub
Dr. Boli
xkcd
Surviving the World
GraphJam
TYWKIWDBI

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