Sunday, December 26, 2010

Sunday Funnies: Boxing Day Edition

I had intended to do a dedicated post of Christmas funnies etc. Friday or yesterday, but Interzone closed early Christmas eve, and I have weak to no internet at home. What I do have is hijacked anyway, and I'm not all that comfortable using it, especially for composing long posts that might get partially lost when the signal fails. Then I stayed up until about 4:30 this morning reading, and in turn woke up at the crack of noon today. So, long and short, I'm just muddling all the seasonal stuff together with the more run-of-the-mill Sunday Funnies, ranging (as usual) from uber-cute and saccharine sweet to deeply offensive and mortifying. That warning issued, I hope your Christmas and boxing day were warm, festive and fun. Happy Boxing Day, and enjoy!
Funny Pictures - Cyoot Kitteh
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funny pictures history - WHAT did you say you wanted to be when you grow up, Lizzy?
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Complaint above and response below from What Would Jack Do?

Bits and Pieces
Criggo
What Would Jack Do?
funny celebrity pictures - Jim Beam me up
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Calamities of Nature
Non Sequitur
funny pictures - Airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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FuckYeahAlbuquerque
Stages of Succession: cold-blooded cuteness.
Blackadder
My First Dictionary
EpicPonyz
The Daily What. Oh, I'm so terribly sorry! Next time I'll say "Fuck you and your sanctimonious sense of self-entitlement. Jesus, Joseph and Mary would like you to know there's a whole stable full of barnyard animals waiting to blown." I'm sure we'll both feel much better about that greeting.
Funny Pictures - Christmas Cats
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Via Pharyngula; two more strips at the link.
Gingerbread Falling Water, from all over the place this week. This image is from EpicPonyz. Click for full size; the detail is breath-taking.
Chinleana
demotivational posters - SANTARAPTOR
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Above and next two: three funnies from Bizarroblog
The Daily What
Non Sequitur
The Daily What
Sofa Pizza
funny celebrity pictures - DOCTOR
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Regretsy
Sofa Pizza. "Advice from Sarah Palin."
Criggo
Blackadder
funny pictures - Too manee shinees fur my brain to handul!
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Literal snowman from the The Daily What
funny pictures - I got it!
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Darius Whiteplume's Tumblr
demotivational posters - SLEEP LEVITATING
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What Would Jack Do?
Great White Snark
I Hate My Parents
Alphaville
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
political pictures - LOOKS LIKE A PENIS  ONLY SMALLER
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ChannelAte
4 koma comic strip - Nice Video
see more Comixed. And yes, that's a real thing. Caution: you can't unread this.
Alphaville
What Would Jack Do?
Bits and Pieces
Cold toilet seats are a nightmare, but this is ridiculous. Bits and Pieces
Sofa Pizza

Via Sofa Pizza. Silly drunk guy... those are sweat pants.
The Daily What
political pictures - CRY HAVOC
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What Would Jack Do?
ChannelAte
A young Allie Brosh decides to improve upon the Christmas story in "The Year Kenny Loggins Ruined Christmas." It's a longish read, but hysterically funny
demotivational posters - STUDENTS
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awesome photos  - You Will Be Eaten!
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Bits and Pieces
Cyanide and Happiness
Criggo
Sober in a Nightclub
Non Sequitur
Sofa Pizza
Sober in a Nightclub
Sober in a Nightclub
demotivational posters - NIGHTMARES
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Sofa Pizza
Woman in The Blob (1958) Totally Looks Like Eric Idle
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Fake Science
engrish funny - A Gambler's Prayer
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EpicPonyz
Sofa Pizza
xkcd
FuckYeahAlbuquerque- this is basically a nostalgic laugh for me. 25-30 years ago, various roommates and I would laugh hysterically at the 3-hour show, I think on PBS, "Yule Log." An unedited, unnarrated, sans-soundtrack video of logs burning. The action sequences consisted of a hand reaching in with a poker, rearranging and settling the embers. I suppose you had to be there, but I assure you, it was very, very funny. Recreational substances helped, but weren't really necessary.
The High Definite
political pictures - The Paris Hilton of Politics
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Bunday Delights Gif - Bunday Delights
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Clay Bennett

4 comments:

Dork said...

Thanks Lockwood The channelate one was especially good!

Silver Fox said...

A great set! :D

wordfalling said...

I hope you had a happy holiday Lockwood (please don't tell me off in a letter to the editor) and look forward to your posts in the new year.

Professor Chaos said...

TV20 in San Francisco used to run the Yule Log all Christmas Eve and Christmas day with a soundtrack of Christmas songs. That was back when TV stations were still owned by eccentrics like James gabbert who could run whatever they felt like running without having to answer to some huge corporation.

Also, Mr. T. baby is awesome!