"Honey, no one has wanted to pat me down in so long, I'm going to say, 'take me, take me,' " says Gabrielle Duvall. "Seriously, we are a blessed country and they are doing this for our protection."Also,
...many PDX travelers say they're happy to do what they see as their patriotic duty.So there you have it. When the terrorists win, it's your patriotic duty to allow complete strangers to feel you up. Bonus: you'll think it's a fun turn-on.
Followup: A new entry for the Urban Dictionary, apparently coined here: gate rape.