Wednesday, November 3, 2010

The Onion Sets Its Sights On Oregon

Glad I voted for him. He's our only hope now.
WASHINGTON—In the wake of what is being called the deadliest midterm election in the nation's history, Washington's sole surviving politician, Rep. Peter DeFazio of Oregon's 4th Congressional District, emerged from the rubble of the Capitol building Wednesday to announce his intention to rebuild the fallen U.S. government.

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