So today I was pleased to read, finally, a column of Rheinhard's that I actually enjoyed. His last. Following are a couple of fun excerpts.
I wanted to be a newspaper columnist in the worst way, and no doubt many readers would say I achieved just that goal early in my career here.I'm sure this is intentionally ironic, but yes, he was a columnist. In the worst possible way.
One story: Some months after I arrived here I was at my desk one morning thatSadly, many of Rheinhard's positions were more looney than the recent headlines, Aliens Suspected of Stealing Mt. Hood. UFO sightings were clearly too mundane for him. Goodnight, David.
my column ran. The phone rang. I braced myself, but the man on the other end of
the line could not have been more complimentary about my offering that day. I was
new to the trade, insecure as an opinion columnist can be, and ready to listen
to this wise reader.
"You really should be syndicated ..." he said.
Isn't that what every young columnist wants to hear?
"Your writing reminds me of George Will's ..." Oh, merciful heavens, George Will is one of my idols.
"... except that your writing is easier to understand ..." Yes, yes, yes. Exactly. My one criticism of Will's work was his baroque, mannered prose. My head was spinning. A feeling of well-being washed over me. Was this a great gig or what?
"Do you mind if I make one suggestion?" No, no, my good man, suggest away. I've got all day for readers like you. Go right ahead.
"Do you think The Oregonian could devote more space to UFO sightings?"
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I'm with you on this. Reinhard has been a consistent embarrasment to the Oregonian, his columns often infuriating. His columns read like they came right from a GOP blastfax.
The capper that he needs to back away from politics because of the divisiveness of this election and all the anger it unleashed. He's so dense he doesn't recognize that almost all of that was almost coming from his side of the aisle.
If the Oregonian feels it needs another local conservative columnist then they better start by finding someone a little more intellectually honest than Reinhard. Good luck with that.
Finally- The bulk of the Oregonians readers come from the Portland/ Metro and Willamette valleys. It's about time they started catering to them IMO.
Agree. I almost never even bothered reading Rheinhard's columns; I don't remember what cued me in to the fact this was his last. I'd like to see intellegent, honest discussion of conservative positions, but DR offered none. The Oregonian should be able to do better.
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