Can A Waterfall get its Tubes Tied?

Hunh. First it was storks, then it was birds and bees. Now it's waterfalls. Darn High School health teachers; all these years I thought it was sex.

"I never thought that I would get pregnant and give birth to a child, but it happened on this movie," she [Nicole Kidman] said in the interview. "There is something up there in the Kununurra water because we all went swimming in the waterfalls, so we can call it the fertility waters now."

Hate to break it to her, but there is something in the water. It won't be a child. It'll be a werekoala. Every full moon, this poor soul will head to the 7-11 for Halls Mentholyptus drops. Slowly.