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They're reloading! Blackadder

That's the point, isn't it? Criggo

The Daily What. I foresee a problem when an equine digestive system tries to deal with what a canine head eats.

Don't Judge My Hair

Criggo

Cyanide and Happiness

Some Guy With A Website

This might actually work. Night Deposits.

I would sooooo love to hear Spock deliver that line... Darius Whiteplume's Tumblr

Guantanamo Bay is now open as a cruise destination. Oddly Specific

Criggo... That's not an important hatch, anyways.

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"The greater the ignorance the greater the dogmatism." Sir William Osler, British (Canadian-born) physician (1849 - 1919) The Quotations Page

Funniest Family Circus panel in... ever. Darius Whiteplume's Tumblr

TYWKIWDBI

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The Saturday Bulletin

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Oddly Specific, and another from the same post, "Stickmen in Peril."

Yeah, that'll help.

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Keith Knight, via Pharyngula

Fox rushes to the defense of churches again. I have no idea what the back-story is here, nor do I want to. Probably Bad News.

Click to enlargify. Matt901 at Emptees.

Indexed

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The electrocuted turkey cake. Jen at Cake Wrecks had a wonderfully, tearfully funny week of turkey cake fails. It's hard to choose just one. But in the interest of customer relations, here is the archive: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday (slightly NSFW if your co-workers maintain puritanical standards) , and of course, today's Sunday Sweets, wherein she acknowledges that it's actually impossible to create a turkey cake that's not hilarious. (The above was from Wednesday's selections.)

Brown Sharpie... I'm ashamed to admit that many of these comics are so math-intense that I don't even get them.

OBJECTIVE: To be the best customer service type person you can ever find!

SCHOOL

EXPEERENCES: I graduated in 2005! I treid to get into a college, but I decided that I didn’t really wanna do that. College is for people that aren’t self starters. I am a self starter.

SKILLS: I can type really good, like wicked fast! I can also text really fast! I can cook lots of stuff. I can sort of make coffee… accept I don’t know how to make creamer. I am really good at talking on the phone also.

JOB

EXPEERENCE: I worked at a day care center, a coffee shop at the mall and I was a waitress at Applebee’s.

MONEY

HOPES: I would like to be making $40 an hour. I think that would be enough for dealing with customers. It would also help me pay my way through cosmetalogie school. I want to do hair one day. But before I get there, I would work for your company.

REFERENCES: you could call my dad or my mom. Also, my best friend Amy. She knows me really well. You could call my ex, but we ust broke up last weekend. He was cheating. Long story. Anywho, you could also call the people I babysat for last year… I don’t remember where they live or what they were called. There sons name is Aubi. That’s a wiered name, right? They were nice. They paid me 20 dallers, which wasn’t really enough, I don’t think. My science teacher last year was really nice. She would say some nice things, I’m sure. Everyone else, might say smoething bad. I would rather you nto talk to them.

HIRE ME HIRE ME HIRE ME HIRE ME HIRE ME HIRE ME HIRE ME HIRE ME

Resume, Emails From Crazy People. Now runs a major financial company. And has no self-esteem problems whatsoever. Education WIN!

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"Keanu Reeves out-acted by Legos." Via BuzzFeed.

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see more Political Pictures. It's interesting to consider that with the exception of Dick Cheney, every VP I can recall from my life (Hubert Humphrey on) has been portrayed as something of a putz. Given the apparent alternative, I'll settle for putz.

I Hate My Parents

I have officially stopped paying attention to any, any, I tell you, nutritional advice in the MSM. Criggo

Feline angst. Skull Swap.

This has been all over the place, but it's still pretty funny: "193% is the new 100%" Probably Bad News.

Star Wars FaceBook Update (screen capture of one of five at CollegeHumor)

Via The Daily What.

Is this an endorsement or something? Sarah Palin autographed a portrait of Saddam Hussein. From BuzzFeed.

Two of her balls have ruptured, but it's okay: she still has three, and a fourth is pending. Don't Judge My Hair.

Fractions are hard. Probably Bad News.

In order to save space in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, this was shortened to "Don't Panic." Blackadder.

We have many of these in Oregon, but I've never seen one labeled as such. Blackadder.