Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Wednesday Words: This is Shaping Up Into a Real Game!

A few semi-randomly chosen comments from last week's edition (Click over to read the full list of contributions. Lots and lots of good suggestions in the comments!):

Wee Mousie: Tardradr is a form of extra sensory perception that tell you when you are dealing with a retard.

Darius Whiteplume: I used to have a 'tard radar set, but the Wasila hill-billy burned out the circuits

Tengrain: When you are playing pocket pool, it is a game of Pance.

Mr. Wayne: I honestly though pance was when you put on a dance for your significant other just before bed without any pants on.

Silver Fox: Frishing obviously has something to do with fishing: it's when you fish on friday.

My own contributions for the week:

Reado is the brand name for a style of skin-tight leisure wear for when you want to lay out at the beach with a good book. Caution: if you weigh more than Kate Moss, they will make you look either disgusting or ridiculous, or both.

Layareat: Stratified food or when all the shelves in your refrigerator collapse to the bottom.

4 comments:

Darius Whiteplume said...

I would have to say smogishi is a Japanese rubbersuit monster. Likely a foe of Ultraman or Gamera.

The Young Swell said...

To singl is to make a phoney cough when one starts singing at the wrong time in a large group.

You tiest to see which looks best, when you drape two ties over your shoulder to see which ons matches.

An ionter is a blow which either adds or subtracts from the object hit. In a molecule, this is usually an electron lost or added, and with a person, it is often a tooth lost or a lump gained.

Smogishi is that fishy smelling steam that escapes when one is cooking fish.

To be frovilid, is to suffer from a malady that makes one wish to move out or away.

Dean Wormer said...

"Singl" is somebody without a significant other that never completes anything.

Silver Fox said...

I vote for The Dean on singl.

Frovilid is some combination of mixed-up emotions, like when a livid person is, nonetheless, froclicking through the park.