Sunday, February 14, 2010

Sunday Funnies

In case you hadn't seen yet, I started another blog, for a number of innocuous reasons, at "Well, That's Odd." I don't think it will interfere with OTI in any major way, and I have no plans to abandon this blog. In part, I want to take some of the pressure off the Sunday Funnies, which seem to be getting longer each week- though I haven't analyzed the trend in any real way. So the other blog will be focused solely on science humor, for the most part short and concise, for the most part apolitical (excepting science that has been inappropriately politicized, for example evolution and climate change), and I hope, for the most part, funny and geeky. So if the following don't sufficiently tickle your funny bone, there's more. On the other hand, if you're sated and want to save them for later, it's all good.
Alphville, via Darius Whiteplume's Tumblr
Skull Swap
miley cyrus
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Criggo
Criggo
Oh, Joy
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The Daily What
My First Dictionary
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epic fail pictures
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Very Demotivational
(Grocery Store | Redlands, CA, USA)
(A mother approaches me with her daughter.)


Customer: “I’m hosting some of my daughters friends for the night and I couldn’t find your condoms.” *puts her hand on her daughter’s head* “Lucy is turning 13.”

Me: “Excuse me?”

Customer: “You know, condoms! Ketchup and mustard. We’re having a BBQ. It’s simple. Where are they?”

Me: “Oh! Condiments.”

Customer: “Yes, condoms. Where are they?”
Not Always Right
funny pictures of cats with captions
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From This Is Why You're Fat, the Meta [Mega?] Meat Cake:
Four types of sausage, bratwurst, chorizo, ground beef, ground pork, diced ham, Canadian bacon, pepperoni, hickory smoked bacon, hot cappy, queso blanco, provolone and sharp cheddar, wrapped in sausage, bacon and cheese ball dough and baked. Then decorated with American, cheddar squeeze cheese and bacon strips.

Criggo
Probably Bad News
There, I Fixed It
hugo weaving
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Very Demotivational
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File this under "stuff I have a hard time keeping straight." Actually it just dawned on me that this is the same as "nine weeks before the standard election day." Criggo
Epic Eye Chart from Skull Swap
EpicPonyz
That Will Buff Out
EpicPonyz
george harrison and paul mccartney
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Oddly Specific
Via The Daily What
engrish funny insulting tape
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Let's get ethical... Criggo
al franken
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EpicPonyz
Skull Swap
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Skull Swap
engrish funny customer parking
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funny graphs and charts
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Probably Bad News
Beefy 5-Layer Burrito Totally Looks Like Clogged Artery
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Ironic Photos
see more Friends of Irony. Finding Nemo...
Buzzfeed
This is why one should be cautious about bringing claims against the city. Criggo
Took me a moment, and totally worth it. Failblog
Very Demotivational
Very Demotivational
From This is Why You're Fat, bacon cheese turtleburgers:
Ground beef pattie topped with sharp cheddar cheese, wrapped in a bacon weave shell with hot dog head, legs and tail.
The Smashing Pumpkins Totally Looks Like Voldemort and his Death Eaters
see more Celeb Look-A-Likes Uncanny, but I imagine Voldemort has a better voice than Billy Corgan.
BizarroBlog
Very Demotivational
The Warehouse
Buzzfeed

Cheerleaders and carnivorous dinosaurs don't mix. Via The Daily What.
Doghouse Diaries (Click for readable size)
From Cake Wrecks, oddly with no poo jokes. And check out today's sweets.
I'm glad they got real expert for that one. Probably Bad News
funny pictures of cats with captions
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Cyanide and Happiness
Sour karma from Criggo. I have lived close to this location twice: less than a block away during 2nd and 3rd grade, then a few blocks away during high school.
protesters
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us soldier
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Blackadder
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Skull Swap
Epic Win. I think a lot people would like a donation box for especially difficult children.
Epic Win
Blackadder
Blackadder
Skull Swap. Posted with the comment "This cat's probably mad it's got nine lives right now..."
Oddly Specific
It took me a moment to see the problem in this one. Criggo
Criggo