Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Shucks! I Missed the Equinox

It was an hour and a half ago. In case you don't know, "equinox" means equal night; it alludes to the fact that during the autumnal and vernal (spring) equinoxes, the nights are equal in length to the days. The "opposite" variations are called solstices, and occur during December and June. "Solstice" comes from roots Sol, meaning sun, and sistere, latin for standing still. It means the sun has stopped moving south and will now start moving north from day to day as it rises and sets along the horizon (winter) or has reached it's northernmost position on the horizon and will now start rising and setting further to the south (summer). At least in the northern hemisphere.

As far as I'm concerned though, it's still summer; it's 91 degrees outside, and supposed to be another hot one tomorrow. Yesterday morning it was 39; yesterday afternoon it was 90. A 51 degree diurnal temperature range is sort of weird.

Water Logged

There's been some rain in the southeast...
In the chart above, from NASA's Earth Observatory, the darkest blue indicates greater than 300 mm (1 foot), and the lightest tone indicates 50-100 mm (2-4 inches). I had heard about the flooding, but I didn't realize how severe it was. Below is a roller coaster at Georgia's Six Flags Amusement park.
This is going to be a horrid mess to clean up.

Monday, September 21, 2009

About That Turtle...

"We've gone from 'it could be a turtle' to 'it could be a tortoise' to 'it's one huge rock that's still one of the biggest concretions we've ever seen on the Oregon Coast,'" DiTorrice said.

"We're not sure what it is, but it's a hazard," Hanshumaker said.
And that's it.

Part one, part two, part three.

Followup Sept. 22: The Oregonian has a nice little article that, amazingly, gets the science pretty much right! The headline is pretty much FAIL, though.

New Record?

Earlier, Accuweather was predicting a high of 99 today; they've dropped that to 97. Either way, it's about as hot as I can tolerate already. I was just outside, and FYI, I still don't see swarms of people rising into the sky. But there's lots of sunshine pouring down. The record for the date is 95, and it seems pretty likely we'll break it.

Bleah.

Followup, 5:15: Current temp is only (only) 90 degrees; it's unlikely to get any warmer. We had brisk winds from the north yesterday, indicating a high from the west was moving in. When a high moves to our east, it can drive desert air over the mountains and into the Willamette valley. The high desert is about 3000 to 5000 feet elevation, so as the air descends into the valley, it compresses and warms up. My suspicion was that this phenomenon was the reason the prediction called for several days of unseasonably and unreasonably hot weather. OregonLive confirms this.

He's Coming to Take You Away, Ha Ha!

It's sine waves, so it must be true; mathematics is always true. I've seen in a number of places (Pharyngula, Bing McGhandi, Buzzfeed) that today is the rapture. So if you're one of the Xrazy Xristains who believes in that kind of thing, ta ta, bon voyage, toodle-oo, and such like. Don't let Heaven's gate hit you in the butt.

I'm not sure if it's an all-at-once sort of thing, or if it proceeds in an orderly manner around the time zones. Since it's already tomorrow in some parts of the world, I'm assuming the latter. I'll keep an eye out to the east from time to time, and report here if I see clouds of people rising into the sky. I'm also looking forward to checking out the website tomorrow and finding out if Gabriel also raptured the godly parts of the innertubz.

If I follow the storyline accurately (and I'm not sure I do, or even can), we now get seven years to make a start on cleaning up all the messes that mindless adherence to bronze-age religions has created.
Yes, it is. And Frabjous Day, Calloo, Callay, it's leaving earth today.

An Eggistential Question

Via Buzzfeed, where there are two other eggistential comics.

Ballroom Blitz

I'm not sure what Obama expected to achieve with his marathon set of appearances on the Sunday talk shows yesterday; I'm speculating that he just wants to solidify support for any health care reform he can get. In my readings so far, I haven't seen anything new, either in terms of policy, nor in terms of potential compromise between the two parties. Democrats are trying to negotiate with "No," and that's a losing proposition.

However, I'm deeply amused by Fox News' howling indignation that they were snubbed. They don't seem to understand that there is no reason for a president to waste his time discussing adult issues with a "news" network, which treats childish fantasies, lies and false gossip as newsworthy, with the same respect accorded to other networks... and plenty of reasons he shouldn't.
Mr. Obama declined to discuss his proposals on the one outlet guaranteed to find fault (or change the topic to the Acorn scandal). And that made his star turn look less like a media blitz than Medici vengeance — Fox did not broadcast Mr. Obama’s health care speech to Congress on Sept. 9, so Mr. Obama did not speak to “Fox News Sunday.”
(...)
Apparently, the feeling is mutual. “We figured Fox would rather show ‘So You Think You Can Dance’ than broadcast an honest discussion about health insurance reform,” a White House deputy press secretary told ABC News on Saturday. “Fox is an ideological outlet where the president has been interviewed before and will likely be interviewed again; not that the whining particularly strengthens their case for participation any time soon.”
From the NYT.

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Sunday Funnies

A weekly compilation of things that made me laugh. This week, it looks like we're starting at the end.Criggo.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal. Now that you've read the punchline, go back and re-read what was said when they first found it for another off-color giggle.
Skull Swap.
Darius Whiteplume's Tumblr.
Photography is a much older technology than you thought. Probably Bad News.
My First Fail is a site I've been following for a few weeks. Mostly cutesy sort of stuff, but sometimes, very funny.
Skull Swap.
The above was posted at I Hate My Parents with the title, "We have a crazy cat!"
OK, I like a burger more than some and less than many... but seriously: 185 pounds? I'm queasy. From This is Why You're Fat.
Actually, that is not Chief Inspector Dreyfuss... but the resemblance is uncanny, no? epic4chan.
Skull Swap.
There are some interesting metaphors and allegories to be discussed with respect to the above, but don't worry... I won't. From XKCD.
Boone, NC, must have been pretty miserable (Yes, it's a glitch) From Phydreaux and Phriends.
Skull Swap.
Skull Swap.
pope benedict xvi
see more Political PicturesBut watch out for bats. Skull Swap.
(Finish the phrase) epic4chan.
Lane County is the next one south from here; The Register Guard is the Eugene newspaper. So this one is close to home. Via Criggo.
I don't think I've ever seen a comic with an embedded animated gif before; it's funny and effective. From Cyanide and Happiness.
From Dr. Monkerstein, who made the image ever so much funnier with the caption, "You Christians. You're so cute when you try to be hip. You fail at it, but you're so cute trying it"
It's part of their charm and excitement. From Hypo-theses.
sean bean
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Yes, This Sounds Familiar


I suppose I need to watch it again, and count just how many times the "Wilhelm Scream" is repeated in this clip. I suppose every time I watch a movie, particularly an action film, from now on, I'll be alert for this sound clip.

Words

I like words. I like learning new ones. I especially like learning new ones for things I'm familiar with, but didn't know had words. So I liked this piece. The words are:
  1. Petrichor
  2. Elflock
  3. Nidor
  4. Salmagundi
  5. Scree
  6. Don Juanism
  7. Tenesmus
  8. Podsnap
  9. Hibernaculum
  10. Muliebrity
Now I knew #5, but I didn't know its etymology, and I knew #9- it's an often-used concept in science fiction- but I didn't know it could be used appropriately in natural science. I have mentioned often that I love, love, LOVE #1, but I didn't know it had a word. Podsnap is perfect; the world needs that word. Nidor sounds like it should be dark and evil, but unless you're a vegetarian, it's actually more of a warm, loving memory: I still recall the Thanksgiving nidor from my grandmother's kitchen. Tenesmus got a giggle from the middle school component of my personality.

Enjoy!

Master Plan

Tom the Dancing Bug.

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Perfect

So have I spent much time talking like a pirate today? No I have not. A little, with friends, to congratulate ourselves for knowing that it's talk like a pirate day. But I have no deep-seated need to freak out strangers.

But I'm making plans for Talk Like an Internet Geek Day. RAM! Streaming! Megaflops and petabytes! Yay! (Noise to Signal)

Heh

Some fun quotes I've come across recently...
"The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity."
Harlan Ellison, from The Quotations Page.
How many right-wing conservatives does it take to change a light bulb? They don't do change. They would rather stay in the dark.
Richard White, Northwest Portland, in OregonLive's Short Takes feature.
If you get in a fight with an atheist, expect to get punched in the faith.
Duhism.
Margaret, I haven’t laughed so hard since Katie Couric interviewed Sarah Palin. A few thousand white folks called in sick to work last week so they could parade around the nation’s capital on Saturday and Fox News declares a revolution is underway. My goodness. I don’t know which is more sad – the fact that they couldn’t spell half the words written on their illegible signs or that they all left their white hoods at home. Bring the hippies back. Their protests were much more entertaining.
Helen Philpot at Margaret and Helen.

All Hail Marx and Lennon

The album cover for Firesign Theatre's "How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere At All." (You need to hear that phrase sung to get how catchy it is.) The comic strip "Non Sequitur" is doing an homage to the above illustration- I suspect unknowingly, but maybe not. (Click the strips for full size)

Unanswered Questions


Note: Dave has now posted this edition of the wedge.

This month's Accretionary Wedge topic, hosted by Dave Bressan at Cryology and Co., is as follows:
What remains to be discovered for future earth scientists what we (still) don't know about earth? What are the geological riddles that still lack answer - all questions are allowed - it could be a local anomaly, or a global phenomena, or something strange...(Naturally you can also include a possible answer to your problem).
There are so many unanswered questions... Can we learn to accurately predict earthquakes? Is that even possible? Likewise for volcanic eruptions. Are there practical and more sustainable energy sources than fossil carbon compounds? Methane Hydrates? Geothermal? How did plate tectonism become established as the dominant force in Earth's dynamics? How did life become established on this planet?

The question I've decided I'm most interested in addressing is one that I really don't feel qualified to address; I'm not even sure exactly how to phrase it: "How has the existence of life on this planet influenced its physical evolution?" Alternatively, "How different would the earth be if there wasn't life?" Perhaps best, "How have life and the earth co-evolved?"

To answer the second version sweetly and succinctly, I don't think the earth would be remotely recognizable in any way except by its size and mass, and to some extent, by bulk composition. There would not be an oxygen atmosphere; it seems likely that the atmosphere would be denser and largely CO2, as with Venus. It's a fascinating and amazing bit of geotrivia that if one could release the CO2 estimated to be sequestered in the earth's crust (overwhelmingly in the form of carbonates), the resulting surface pressure of that gas would be approximately 100 atmospheres: the same as that of Venus.

Now with liquid water, it's probable that some CO2 would, through simple inorganic processes, have been fixed as carbonate. But with a heavy Venusian atmosphere, would liquid water have been stable for long periods of geologic time? There's another question I can't answer, but I think the answer is likely negative. And with water, earth would lose much of its stunning historical record in sedimentary rocks.

Perhaps even more importantly, water seems to be increasingly implicated in allowing plate tectonics to operate. I'm sure this is a gross oversimplification, but both as a lubricant, and as a component of phyllosilicates (for example, clays and serpentine) water allows great blocks to slide past each other more easily than they otherwise would. Hydrostatic pressure of ground water counteracts the normal force between adjacent blocks, thus lowering the effective friction between them, and again, allows them to slide against each other more easily. Hydrous minerals also allow water to be transported into the mantle during subduction, where at high temperatures and pressures, it is freed and allows the creation of magma at much lower temperatures than would otherwise be possible.

In short, without liquid water, it seems unlikely plate tectonics would work; even if it did, there would probably be some big differences.

Without life, this planet wouldn't be "Earth."

I had an unpleasant experience with paleo as an undergrad (bad prof). Yet from a young age, I've been fascinated with ancient life. A few years ago, I read the terrific book, Life on a Young Planet, by Andrew Knoll. The book essentially deals with the evolution of life from its origins up to the beginning of the Paleozoic. Knoll points out firmly that we live in the age of bacteria, and always have. I have focused only on CO2, and the possible consequences of an abiotic carbon cycle. But many other elements and compounds have been dramatically influenced in their distributions and geochemical cycles by the presence of life on this planet: sulfur, oxygen and phosphorus are a few that come to mind. Bacteria with (what are to us) exotic metabolic strategies have utilized elements and moved them around in ways that we are only recently beginning to understand.

If we ever hope to leave earth (and I do keep holding to that hope), it will only be either because we have learned to use organisms to help cycle our inputs and outputs to create a sustainable environment, or because we have learned to do so from life.

I would much prefer the former; the idea of a sterile, mechanized habitat strikes me as hellish. Sort of like the idea of a lifeless earth.

Your Tax Dollars at Work

Two military jets just flew over to "celebrate" OSU's season-opening football game. Yay.

Things You Can't Unsee

OMG, is that Bill Gates in the lower left? Via Skull Swap.

Friday, September 18, 2009

13 Billion Dollars

The International Monetary Fund has approved a sale of 403 metric tonnes of gold reserves, in a move likely to raise $13bn (£8bn) of cash to replenish its coffers for lending to low-income countries hit by the global economic downturn.
This article started me considering the stunning density of gold. Water has a density of 1 tonne per cubic meter. If we wanted to put 403 tonnes of water in one place, you would need a container that held 403 cubic meters. With a little rounding, that would be a pool 30 feet wide, 60 feet long and 6 feet deep. Gold has a density of 19.3 tonnes per cubic meter. So 20.9 cubic meters would have a mass of 403 tonnes.

That would almost fit in a pair of pickup trucks; two times 4.5 feet deep by 6 feet wide by 10.5 feet long (again rounding and converting to English units... we really should start calling them American units at this point.) Now of course, the tires would blow out, the frames would buckle, and the beds would pretty much be ironed into the pavement. But it is sort of amazing to consider that a pickup could hold material worth 6.5 billion dollars.

Incidentally there are a couple of elements that have even higher densities; platinum, for example, has a density of 21.45 tonnes per cubic meter.

Almost Missed It Again

Thanks to Anna at Adventures in the World of Geology, I found out about the annual Talk Like a Pirate Day before it happened, rather than afterwards. That's a farst fer me, me maties! Hoist the yardarm, Arrr!

22,000 or 45,000?

I've seen this story a few times today:
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Nearly 45,000 people die in the United States each year -- one every 12 minutes -- in large part because they lack health insurance and can not get good care, Harvard Medical School researchers found in an analysis released on Thursday.
But what I haven't seen is an explanation of why this is double the estimate of 22,000 annual excess deaths that has been sort of the standard number that gets quoted.
Studies estimate that the number of excess deaths among uninsured adults age 25-64 is in the range of 22,000 a year.
I'll keep looking. I've felt that, at a gut level, the latter number seemed low, but I would still like to understand why the former number should be accepted as accurate.

I also winced a little at this passage:
The National Center for Policy Analysis, a Washington think tank that backs a free-market approach to health care, said researchers overstated the death risk and did not track how long subjects were uninsured.
Uh... unless you're "lucky" enough to be 65 or older, the "free-market approach" is exactly what's killing either 23,000 or 45, 000 people per year.

Followup, a few minutes later: The Left Coaster has a good take on the news...
What would this nation do if some foreign power killed 45,000 people in this country in a single year? What should we do to the insurance industry?