Now you too can ignite consciousness! Trigger sentience in a primitive mind! Start a landslide of self-awareness! Fire the starting gun in the long, difficult race from the primordial ooze to intelligence!

I'm sending a dozen to
Glenn Beck. Oh, and
Bill O'Reilly. Mustn't forget "Where'd
that come from" O'Reilly. (picture from
Skull Swap)
The Monolith may be "full of stars!" but the packaging is full of something other than stars.
ReplyDeleteLong live the pet rock, I suppose.
Best. Toy. Ever.
ReplyDeleteWant one.