The Onion Click over for the full article. Pretty much true.Classic Movie 'Avatar' Updated For Today's Audiences
LOS ANGELES—Paramount Pictures confirmed Monday the Dec. 23 release date for Avatar 2KX, a remake of the beloved 2009 sci-fi thriller Avatar that will bring the story into the modern era with faster-paced action sequences and cutting-edge visual effects.
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If by 2PM Saturday afternoon Christina Hendricks still refuses to gives me a back massage, I will not just burn a Koran, I will fuck it. LIVE ON THE INTERNET. See if I won't.
Please direct the national media spotlight to this blog immediately. Also I want a cheeseburger.
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I have been wanting to do that scene from Pulp Fiction with Picard and Riker. Picard in the lead, of course.
"Are you from the What System? Does the universal translator work on What?"
Worf might be the more obvious choice, but I try to avoid the obvious.
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