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Janis Joplin's version:

The Louisiana senate's version (hat tip to Chris for the link):

"Thus far efforts made by mortals to try to solve the crisis have been to no avail," state Sen. Robert Adley said in a statement released after last week's unanimous vote for the day of prayer. "It is clearly time for a miracle for us."

The resolution names Sunday as a statewide day of prayer in Louisiana and calls on people of all religions throughout the Gulf Coast "to pray for an end to this environmental emergency, sparing us all from the destruction of both culture and livelihood."

Caribou Barbie's version (via Mock, Paper, Scissors):Graph Jam's version- substitute "undrilling" for "unscrewing," and "leaky oil well" for "pregnant lady":

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Of course, if God wants to prove me wrong, I'd be more than okay with that.