Insecurity Measures

A German tourist at Heathrow took umbrage at being asked to remove his shoes, but he did comply. He also removed all the rest of his clothes.

"He was hardly built like Rambo and his bits were flopping everywhere. No one
knew where to look."

He was arrested immediately... I guess security was frightened by his weapon. Still, if more people were to do this, it might put an end to some of the more asinine airport antics of the Homeland Insecurity assholes.