Army of Catness

From The Telegraph:

The 32-year-old mechanic and ex-US marine from Windsor, Colorado, said he was alone cutting firewood about 100 feet from his campsite in the Shoshone National Forest when he saw a seven-stone lion staring at him from some bushes. Mr Britton said he raised his chainsaw and met the lion head-on as it pounced - a collision he described as feeling like a grown man running directly into him.

Sadly, his name is not Bruce Campbell. And "seven stone" is roughly 100 pounds... 98 to be precise, but I doubt he actually weighed it that carefully. And honestly, I do hope the mountain lion was unhurt. Unless it was a zombie mountain lion.