NO, NO, NO!

I do not support torture! I think sending the prisoners to Louisiana would be cruel and inhumane. (BTW, has Louisiana ever been suggested as a prisioner destination? By anyone?)Especially not if we're going to force-feed the prisoners corndogs without the sticks. David Vitter, who pays strange women to change his diapers, apparently agrees with me. The poll (which I think I've linked to the above screen capture) offers two choices:You can either support Guantanamo, or oppose prisoners coming to the US. It's not clear whether you're supposed to vote once or twice. I'm reluctant to vote; I don't want to touch anything Vitter has vetted.

In fairness to both David Vitter and myself, I should point out that the two of us probably came to this conclusion for very, very different reasons. (hat tip to Google Ads)