In a bit of shocking news, OPEC and the oil companies, in an effort to
waste save energy and
drive up profits normalize prices in order to stabilize
their global hegemony the economy, have announced that today, March 21, is the first day of fall.
Time to winterize your houses folks... I hear it's expected to be a long, cold one.
Word is that OPEC is also planning on sending up a giant satellite which will block out the sun and kill solar power plants. Evil bastards.
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