Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Non-Geology People Will Not Get This

I warned Silver Fox yesterday that a comment I left on one of her posts had started the seed of a bad pun in my thoughts...

Matt Damon has confirmed that he will play the role of an amnesiac prospector, who is also a trained assassin, dueling with a rogue government agency over control of a fantastically valuable copper deposit. Due to his amnesia, he is only occasionally able to recognize the tell-tale minerology of the ore.

Damon is hinting that the movie will be called "The Bornite Identity."

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7 comments:

  1. Silver FoxMarch 18, 2009 at 12:03 PM

    I like this quite a bit, and just posted a link to this on Twitter.

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  2. LockwoodMarch 18, 2009 at 12:12 PM

    Thanks Silver, you're too kind. Seriously. This sort of nonsense shouldn't be encouraged.

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  3. The Young SwellMarch 18, 2009 at 4:14 PM

    I've always believed that puns are the Number One form of humor.

    Number One being the lowest number.

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  4. LockwoodMarch 18, 2009 at 4:39 PM

    Wee Mousie- the lowest positive number. Funny how some people (read: me)love 'em and others (read: everybody else) truly seems to dislike them. Not that that's going to stop my serial punning.

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  5. ReBecca Hunt-FosterMarch 18, 2009 at 6:11 PM

    LMAO, lol. Too funny

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  6. GeologyJoeMarch 19, 2009 at 6:56 AM

    oh gawd...thats bad.

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  7. Jim L.November 4, 2010 at 11:56 AM

    Well I laughed, and that is all that really matters now, isn't it?

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