Quotable Thoughts

A few quotes selected from The Quotations Page. I have subscribed to the Quotes of the Day feed, and it adds a little sparkle and humor to each day.

Traditions are group efforts to keep the unexpected from happening.
Barbara Tober (1/13)

Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
Rita Rudner (1/11)

He who will not reason is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool; and he who dares not is a slave.
Sir William Drummond (1/10)

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.
Wilson Mizner (1/9)

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
John Cleese (1/9)