President Obamalette

A typical liberal elitist breakfast.

The President Obamalette

Victory Never Tasted So Good

caramelized onions, brie, walnuts, arugula and fresh pear slices in a two egg omelette, served with homefries and toast. $8.95

President Barack Obama signs an executive order requiring interzone customers to eat this delicious omelette. Republican party leaders have criticized the omelette for containing "liberal elitist" ingredients. Vice President Joe Biden, pictured frowning, was heard asking why no one had named an omelette after him.

And here is the maestra of meals, the countess of coffee, and purveyor of many of life's good things, Iris, as she starts my breakfast.
And... TAH DAH!
And here, after some damage, to show all the elitist liberal goodies.

No picture of the empty plate, but believe me, it's empty.

Iris has done the "Barack Obamalette" here at my favorite coffee shop on two previous weekends: after the Democratic National Convention and after the election. Somehow, even though the ingredients are exactly the same, the "President Obamalette" is even better.