What Would You Name After Our Current Disaster- I mean, Preznit?

San Francisco has a petition underway to rename their sewage plant. "The Presidential Memorial Commission of San Francisco is engaged in an effort to rename the Oceanside Water Pollution Control Plant the 'George W. Bush Sewage Plant.'"

From Alternet. According to the article they have about 1300 more signatures than they need to get it on the ballot. Looks like it's headed to the general election. The main argument against the proposed renaming is that unlike our current disaster- I mean preznit- the sewage facility not only does its job, it does its job well.

I can't really argue with either position. But in discussing this with other folks here at my favorite coffee shop, the following have come up as alternatives:

• pretty much anything in Iraq
• our intercity bus and train system
• feedlot waste lagoons

What do you think we should rename after our outgoing dingaling-in-chief?